Thursday, January 21, 2010

In Anticipation of 1000 YouTube Subscribers

The goal of my channel on YouTube is to upload documentation of my skill level, and in turn qualify any opinion I may offer related to Videogames, BMX, Graffiti or any other subject. Those curious as to what a passionate individual feels about new releases, or new developments will have alot to look foward to.

As a player, I'm realistic about people and their responses. I spend most of my day getting the best of people in online multiplayer. Some who I often play with will regard me with respect as I do them, but for the most part the community hates me, lol. I mean, people play online to experience some kind of unattainable greatness, whether it be super-soldier or ace-pilot, or even racecar-driver, those who stand in the way of their aspirations aren't going to be on the christmas mailing list. So I don't think my channel will ever become super popular, I'm not sure that would be a good thing either.

There are people who are non-com's, not involved in the competitive gaming scene, who've sub'd me for whatever reason. Stick around, the match replays are mere character development for what's in store. But I'd like to speak to my other sub's, those who are involved. I consider myself to be an obsessed hardcore player, and I'd like my first one thousand subscribers to be legit.


If you can't be bothered to apply yourself to doing well at anything you spend time on, please unsubscribe.
If you pretend to be a champion of the ps3, only to run back to another console because bribes have been paid by them to receive DLC first, please unsubscribe.
If you pretend to play the ps3 and yet spend the bulk of your time on the rrod, please unsub.
If you think M$ft is an American company, please unsub.
If you think brawl or halo require skill, please unsub.
If you think you need to own all the consoles to have an opinion, please unsub.
If you think you need to play every game in order to be a better player, please unsub.
If you really think PurPwnage is staying true to their fans, please unsubscribe.
If you think Athn or Ipwr are cool, please unsubscribe.
If you think American Pie or Superbad were good movies, unsubscribe.
If you don't like white people, please unsubscribe.
If you honestly thought HD-DVD would win the format war, please unsubscribe.
If you waited for a price drop to buy a Playstation 3, please unsubscribe.
If you let your religion dictate your loyalty to a console, please unsubscribe.
If you don't like Arnold Schwarzenegger, please unsub.
If you've ever told someone to "Get a Life" or "It's Just a Game" unsub now.
If you honestly think the conflict in the middle east is over oil, unsub now.
If you think 9/11 was a conspiracy, unsubscribe right now.
If you've ever watched a full episode of Will&Grace, unsubscribe immediately.
If you hate the United States of America, unsubscribe now.


Now, whoever I'm left with after that filter has been applied, I can be cool with. Welcome and thank you for taking an interest in my YouTube channel. I'm prone to extremes so you're in for a wild ride.

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